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Hello, we're Shibuya's Shibuya and Tatsunosuke!
And you're watching...
"Hell's Karate".
Alright, let's go!
I'm Tetsuya.
We're filming a video for a content meeting,
but it doesn't mean we can film a video as soon as we decide on a project.
Right.
There are things we need for that project,
and sometimes we can't film for a few months or something like that.
I think it'd be pretty efficient if we could get those things quickly and get through the day.
So this time, we'd like you to make something for each of you.
Oh!
If you don't do that, you won't be able to film!
Right!
So if you don't make it for us, we'll be in trouble.
We'll manage to get it ready by tomorrow and film a video for you.
Right.
It's not going to be easy.
The two of you here right now...
"Ryo-mushi" and "Little Bakeda".
"Little Bakeda".
I'd like you three of you to challenge yourselves for a project tomorrow.
Oh, I see!
"Little Bakeda", right?
Challenge...
Oh, I'm glad you're not doing it for me.
These four of you are behind-the-scenes.
Oh, I see.
I'm the director and I'm in charge of big stuff.
Right.
So I'd like you to create some atmosphere like that.
Can you film from over there?
I can film from over there.
I'll go in from over there.
Don't declare war on me like that!
Control!
Desperado control!
Hold on a second, okay?
Hmm...
I guess we'll have to make a studio first...
Hey, you big stuff!
We're filming tomorrow?!
Yeah!
But...
This is bad! This is bad!
There are three big stuff in tomorrow's project!
Really?!
That's amazing!
Hurry up and make it!
It's tomorrow, right?!
It's tomorrow!
Okay?
If you have "one", "two", or "three", which number do you choose?
Uh...
Two...
Two?!
No, no, no!
Just two! Don't take down three of them!
Okay, we'll start with "one", "two", and "three", okay?
I'll go in order, so don't make me do it!
Okay, so we'll have three performers this time...
Okay!
And we'll have a battle of the three of us!
It's a format where we'll start with the loser and move on to the next person.
It's like a machine that you can spin in the city of Kendo.
Oh!
It always hits you, doesn't it?
Yeah!
We'll have the three of us fight with that, so...
You say, "Ready, start!" and the city starts spinning.
If you can, I'd like you to get faster and faster in order.
Like, "hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm"...
Oh!
It's tomorrow, right?!
It's tomorrow, it's tomorrow, it's tomorrow!
It's tomorrow!
It's really tomorrow, right?!
Okay, you say that, and who's next?
- Me! - Next up...
It's a battle of the two of us...
The two of us will line up and shoot basketball at each other...
If you score...
It's a battle of the two of us...
The ball will be fired at the other person's hand and it will hit them.
Oh! I've never seen it before!
At the end of the game, the player will do something.
I'll say "huh" and when I go in, the ball that went in will hit me.
I want you to make it. The one who scores will win.
There's something that comes out of the third hole, right?
No, no, no, don't make a mess of it.
Oh! It's the third show!
The second one?
This show is connected.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why? Why?
Why?
No, it's one show.
It's one show.
What do you mean?
It spins like this.
It spins and...
It flies away...
The length of the video you've been working on is getting shorter and shorter.
Even now!
So you know what to do, right?
I know!
Yes! And the winner will decide, right?
That's right!
And finally, you will reward the winner.
Oh, reward! Yes!
Say "congratulations on winning" and give the winner a cake like this.
A big cake, right?
It will explode as a surprise.
Oh! I've seen it before!
I've seen it before!
It will explode as a surprise.
I've seen it before!
Isn't it dangerous?
Of course it's not dangerous.
Show me inside!
I've seen it! I've seen it!
I've seen it!
I'm on this side, too!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I got it!
The three of them really don't know anything.
Seriously.
Oh, yay!
Bang!
Wow!
It's something like that.
A cord or something will come out and you'll get caught.
Check it out and make sure you can do it.
OK!
OK, then...
We'll shoot tomorrow.
Wow!
We're counting on you!
Seriously?!
Let's make a good show, everyone!
Yes!
We're counting on you!
It hasn't arrived yet.
It took me all morning.
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you ready?
Oh, yes!
For now, yes!
The neighbors will come, too.
You're ready, right?
Yes, yes!
Good morning!
Okay, this time...
We'll have the three of you battle...
One person will fall in the first match...
The other will fall in the second match...
Yes!
That's the plan for today!
Let's get started!
Are you guys ready?
Are you ready?
Why are you coming in now?
We're ready!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it spinning?
I'm sorry!
I think it's okay during the show!
Okay!
Thank you for your cooperation!
The show is about to begin!
The rule is...
You have to dodge the spinning ball...
And if you hit it, you lose!
Okay!
Let's get started!
3... 2...
Hello! I'm Mushimegane of Tokai!
I'm Ryo! I'm Nitro Bakuten!
Okay!
Today...
The three of us...
Will have a match!
Okay!
We're in front of the first match!
Okay!
The first match is...
If you hit it, you lose! Survival Jump!
Wow!
Hahaha!
Well...
It's kind of like...
The name of the game...
It's like you jump and dodge something...
Right!
But...
That's what we're going to do...
From now on...
We're going to...
Try not to hit it...
I think we're going to...
Jump and dodge it!
I see!
Okay! Let's get started!
Let's have a match!
Okay!
Okay, cut!
Okay!
Okay, you...
Change your position!
Can you move forward a little more?
Okay!
If you switch it on...
It'll start!
Hey, come over here!
What are you doing?
If you switch it on...
It'll start!
Hurry up and come back!
Can you...
Can you do it...
There's only one way...
That's right!
Here I go!
Okay!
Go so you don't get caught!
Okay!
Ready...
Start!
I can see you!
Why did you switch it on?
Jump!
Hurry up!
Wow!
Hahaha!
Wow!
Hahaha!
My butt hurts!
Hahaha!
Ahhh!
I got it!
You are too soft! You didn't react at all!
I have to do it! I have to do it!
You said you wouldn't do it!
Wow! It's frustrating!
The first game is Ryo and Little MacLaren won!
Yay! Yay!
Ryo! Ryo! You got used to it!
Yay! Hahaha!
OK! Then let's move on to the next game!
Yes! Cut!
Excuse me! I think it was pretty soft because of this non-standardness.
Could you let me shoot the reaction scene one more time?
Hahaha!
Yes, of course!
I'm sorry!
I knew you would do something like that!
Of course! It's a program, isn't it?
Ahhh! Damn it!
Hahaha!
It's hard!
Wow! This hurts!
Is there a hospital nearby?
Hahaha!
OK! Cut!
OK! Thank you very much!
Thank you, Tsunari!
Ah! Please stand by until the next game!
Yes!
Yes! Please take a break for now!
Please wait for a moment!
Yes! Please wait for a moment!
What are you doing!
There was only one day!
It has nothing to do with one day!
What are you doing!
Seriously! That's not good, Tsunari!
I'm sorry!
Hey! I'm counting on you next time!
I'm counting on you next time!
It's a final round!
Let's get ready for the next one!
Tsunari! Let's go! Let's go!
Tsunari!
OK! Are you ready?
Yes! I'm ready!
I'll call the manager!
Please!
I'm counting on you! Really!
I'm sorry!
I'm counting on you!
I'm sorry!
Please look down a little!
Please stand here!
Please wait!
It's far! It's far!
It's far!
Hey! Suzuki!
Huh?
It was far!
Yeah, it was!
OK! Let's start the second game!
Please!
Three!
Now, it's the final round!
Yes!
Little Bugs-kun and Ryo-kun!
Yes!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best! I'll win for sure!
Alright!
Here is the final round!
If you lose, you will be hit by a high-speed ball!
Dangerous Free Throw!
Yeah!
That's right!
Dangerous Free Throw!
Then let's do it right away!
Yes!
Oh, I'm sorry! Please change your clothes!
If you look at it, you'll know how to do it!
Please!
Yes!
Please!
Yes! Then let's do it right away!
Yes!
Please!
Huh?!
What is it? What is it?
Who are you? Who are you?
If I say "huh!" and go in,
the ball that went in will hit me here!
I want you to make that!
What are you doing?!
Are you serious?!
You...
Huh?!
What are you doing down there?!
Hey!
Where's the launch pad?!
Suzuki, you're in the picture!
Where's the pad?!
Huh?!
The ball is small, isn't it?!
Obviously, there's someone down there!
No, the ball is small!
Oh, that was close!
No, you can't do that at all!
I had the image of a cannon going up under a big goal,
but there's only two people, so it's too big!
Go!
Oh, that's right, Nari!
Oh no! This is a creative accident, Nari!
Oh no!
This is bad!
Hey, Suzuki, come here for a second!
Come here for a second! Come here for a second!
Hey, I told you to use that delivery system with that high-speed ball, didn't I?!
I told you, didn't I?!
What would you do if it wasn't me?!
I'd hit you!
I'm the cannon, so if you hit me, you'll hit me!
Hey!
I'm the cannon?!
What would you do if you were put in now?!
I told you not to call me, Nari!
Go for it! Go for it!
This is terrible, Nari!
Oh no! It's not getting any more exciting!
What should I do?
It's in! It's in!
Wow!
Isn't that a goal-soccer team?
Goal-soccer team is coming!
Suzuki, go for it!
Goal-soccer team is coming!
Hey! You're too slow, Nari!
Wow!
- Goal-soccer team is coming! - It's over!
- Goal-soccer team is coming! - This show isn't over yet!
- My goal-soccer life is over! - Goal-soccer team is coming!
- Ah! Ouch!
He thinks he's a bullet!
- Goal-soccer team is coming! - What's going on?
- There's no way! - And the winner is...
- Mr. Backdash! - Yay!
- Yo! - The winner is...
- Yo! - We have a prize for you.
- Oh! - I can't wait!
- Okay, cut! Okay, thanks! - Okay, thanks!
- Thank you!
- Don't tell anyone! Take a break! - Okay!
- That was perfect! - Sorry!
- Ouch! - That wasn't perfect!
- It's over for me and you! - Why?
- I looked for you everywhere! - But I can't help it!
- You were in basketball! - I was, but...
- I don't need a Nitton truck! - No, but...
- Leave it to me! I'll get it back in the end! - Nari!
- If this doesn't work, we're all fired! - Nari!
- Yes, Nari! - Great!
- We'll make it work in the end! - Yes, Nari!
- It's finally over... - Yes...
- Life is really over now... - Yes...
- I don't want to be fired... - I'm off!
- Yes!
- Nari! - Yes!
- What school are you going to? - I'm not going to this school, Nari!
- I'm counting on you! - Yes!
- But in the end, when you see the cake and get a funny reaction, it's over. - Yes, yes!
- I'll get a good reaction, so do your best! - I'll call you!
- Ah, wait... can I? - I'm calling you! There's no time!
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Ah, excuse me! Please close your eyes! - We'll show you one by one!
- Please close your eyes... - Ah, please close your eyes...
- Good, good, good... - Ah, I'm closed! I'm closed!
- Ah, I'm closed... - What are you doing?
- Now, we'll announce the winner! - Yes!
- Ah, this is fun! - Yes!
- Okay! Three! Two! One! Go!
- And so, the winner of Nitro Bomb-kun is now in front of you!
- Yay! This is really fun! - Yes!
- Now, let's open our eyes and see! - Yes!
- Okay! Three! Two! One! Ah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The winner is... Nitro-san, the winner is Ome! That's the message! - Ome! The cake!
- Ome! Yay! Ome! I'm happy! - Cute!
- Now... - Yes!
- Now, since we're here... - Yes!
- Nitro-san... - Yes!
- Please eat the cake! - Yes!
- I'm hungry! - Yes!
- Now... - I'll eat it! - Yes!
- Thank you for it!
- I'll eat it!
- Shibata...
- What? What? What? What? - Eh? Eh? Eh?
- Eh? - It's a bio-play!
- Shibata...
- Eh? - Shibata!
- Is the cake good? - Is it good? - Is the cake good?
- Shibata! - The cake is shaking... - It's so good!
- Is it okay?
- Shibata... - What's this?
- Wow! Um... Somehow there's something in it...
- No, it's strawberry... no, it's really shortcake!
- Shibata! Hurry up!
- Shibata, hurry up!
- You ate it all... - What's inside it?
- Shibata, hurry up!
- What's that?
- Oh!
- Rubber...
- Let me say the phrase...
- I always eat it. - Just a little bit more!
- Shibata, hurry up!
- Strawberry shortcake is really good. - Shibata!
Do it!
I did it!
Thank you!
I did it!
Let's celebrate our victory!
How long do we have to do this?
Cut!
Okay!
Let's take a break!
Okay!
Bring it to me!
I'm sorry.
Okay!
What are you doing?
You...
Um...
The cake was supposed to explode.
Um...
Can you give me a reaction?
Huh?
What do you mean?
A surprising reaction.
Um...
I'm going to give you a cue.
And then...
The explosion will be edited in.
And then...
If you two next to me could...
Give me an angle...
To make it funny.
Like this?
I'm sorry.
Okay!
I'm sorry.
I'm going to eat it!
Three!
Two!
One!
Okay!
Thank you for the food!
Wow!
Put it on! Put it on! A lot of it!
Ok, explosion! Smoke! Smoke! Melt it! Melt it!
3... 2...
What is this?!
We won, but...
It exploded all of a sudden!
Wow!
We lost!
Kama-san, over here!
Ok!
Hey, we got something!
We won!
For real?!
Congratulations!
So, in the end...
How was it?
In the end, I was really scared!
I didn't think it would be a prank!
For real?!
So, goodbye!
Goodbye!
Cut! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Was it ok?
It was perfect!
Thank you!
Is it really ok for an explosion to come out?
I'll edit it so you won't have to see it!
Thank you for your hard work!
We did our best!
Let's do our best next time!
Let's prepare for the next scene and plan our strategy!
That's right!
Let's do our best!
Producer!
You're fired!
- So, you're leaving the show, right? - Yeah, I'm done.
- How was it preparing for the show for a day? - It's not like I'm one step away from quitting.
- It's impossible from the initial stage. - You're not like, "I'll do it like this!" - Yeah.
- You were like a ghost, like a really bad guy. - Yeah, I was.
- You didn't have my brain image and energy when it came to "Toshimitsu" and you didn't explode when it came to "Shimeino."
- "Shimeino"? What's "Shimeino"? - You were like "guuuu" when you ended it.
- I was like "guuuu" and then I thought "parapara" and then I regretted it. - What do you think "cake" is?
- Explosions are dangerous, so it's impossible! - Now we know that we can't do what we want to do in a day.
- We know that we need to do what we usually do. - Yes, we do.
- So, let's do our best to do what we want to do first, like not thinking about summer plans and not thinking about winter plans. - Yes, we will.
- Let's meet again in a different place. - Goodbye!
- Okay, let's eat! - Is it okay?
- What is this?!
- So, goodbye! - Goodbye!